Bataleon Distortia Snowboard

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The Bataleon Women's Distortia Snowboard isn't some dumbed-down, wussied-out version of a men's board. The Distortia is a serious park weapon built to humiliate your unsuspecting victims regardless of their sex, height, weight, age, or religion—the Distortia does not discriminate. A super-light, freestyle-flex poplar core, extra-wide binding inserts, and Bataleon's revolutionary 3D Triple Base Technology all spell big trouble for anyone foolish enough to get in your way.

The Distortia's Park TBT rocker provides plenty of stability when you need it and forgiveness in the most crucial moments. The profile mimics regular camber but with a 3D shape at the nose and tail, where the edges are turned up. This profile gives the board a playful feel, but also powerful edge control when the edges are weighted. Bataleon's Core core is poplar with hardwood reinforcements for a smooth medium flex and light weight. The Distortia's directional shape gives the board a predicatable feel, and Bataleon's Lightning edges are thinner than most, so they reduce the board's weight. Bataleon finished the board off with an easy-to-repair extruded base.


  • Regular camber with turned-up edges at the tip and tail
  • True twin shape
  • Lightning edges are lighter than regular edges
  • Extruded base
  • Poplar core with hardwood reinforcements
Evo (2014)
The Bataleon Distortia Snowboard is the Eve to Batelon's Evil Twin. Besides the narrow waist to accommodate smaller feet, there is nothing 'girlie' about this board. The Distortia features a softer flex with the Twin PBT, making this a real park destroyer. Don't get carried away though, just because this board is designed for the park doesn't mean it can't ride anywhere else. Triple Base Technology allows you to ride the Distortia through any conditions, crud to pow, thanks to the division of the base in 3 parts. Crazy pop, true twin design and triple base technology makes the Distortia an easy choice for any female shredder.
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