Without pants on the hill you'd probably pick up way more ladies, but you'd also be cold as hell (and shrinkage is no good for the pick-ups). So you need that pivotal piece of gear in the Burton Men's GMP Pivot Pant. The Pivot is made from the DryRide DuraShell, which keeps you from getting wet when it is dumping spring slush (your whitey tighties can't do that). It boasts fully taped seams to further keep you dry and to prevent moisture from seeping in. Taffeta lining helps the pant slide on and off smoothly, and mesh lining improves breathability. Mesh-lined inseam vents allow you to dump heat when it warms up. Ghetto slits on the reinforced cuffs add style while Cuff Elevators protect your hems from muddy parking lots.