686 Smarty Scratch 3-in-1 Jacket

In the parking lot, snow is still lightly falling while you tug the front zipper up to the laser-cut, Vader Vent collar. Flakes build up on your shoulders, slowly melt, and bead off the fully taped seams and Infidry-15 breathable membrane. Flash the liftie your season pass with the Flip-Up pass pocket and snag a chair. Pull your gloves over the Hand-Panties Lycra gaiters and adjust the Death Grip 2-way cuff straps. Glide off the lift and secure the helmet compatible hood down. Snap on your adjustable powder skirt and connect it to your pants with the PJ-Connect pant-to-jacket tabs. 

The sun peeks over the summit just behind you and deep fluffy powder glimmers down the slope. Check the Air-Flo zip vents and close them before your cloud run. Now all that's left is to get your phone out of the Get Smart smart phone pocket to call your work and let them know you won't be coming in due to an itchy rash.